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REJOICE! The Age of Mustache Prejudice has ended, and Mustache Summer has begun!
This site is an archive. Mustache Summer 1999 has come and gone. Who were these men? What was the Mustache Summer movement? This site is an eternal testament to those who braved the anti-stache establishment to forge new paths for today's youth, in a profound effort to liberate the upper lip. Many fought and died (okay, maybe not died), but history will vindicate these hardy souls. mustachesummer.com is your sanctuary. Revel in what you have accomplished. Envision a brighter, mustachioed future. ¡Viva El Verano del Bigote!
FIRST WE TAKE MANHATTAN
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The Cookie Duster wipes away a salty tear as he bids adieu to 1999's été de moustache. What has the summer meant? What does the future bring? Sam Elliott? Dr. Likket feels around in his medical bag of tricks and hands you a soothing salve of solid stache advice. Dude! Or, How I Score With The 'Stache - a must-read for facial fence-sitters, and it's exclusively in Must 'Stache! Mrs. Lipski delves deeper into the appeal of the stached in the most recent installment of Mrs. Lipski's Ride Of The Week. Ladies (and gentlemen), she's talking to you.
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Why Mustache Summer? Read The Commustache Mustafesto Having trouble on your own? The miracle of modern medicine can bestache the most fuzz-burdened. Bog has an in-depth study of this in Salvation For The Sparse.
Those who ignore history are doomed to read Mark Hall's Mustaches in History.
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