Kristi Berg

hairy, berry eating mustache man
why are you such a peculiar character?
I've heard you talking to yourself out loud
I've seen you marching down the street all proud
is it the berries that you eat?

hairy, berry eating mustache man
how come you're such a tempting mystery?
you've always got a grin that goes from ear to ear
one minute your in front of me, the next you've disappeared
is it the berries that you eat?

hairy, berry eating mustache man
where did you get your eclectic interests?
you're known for your passion of great literary works
you always rock out to the Circle Jerks
is it the berries that you eat?

hairy, berry eating mustache man
what makes you so styly and unique?
I know it can't be the berries 'cause I've tried them too
I ate 2 pounds of them and I'm still not freaky like you
ah, it's the mustache isn't it?